Furthermore... Uh. Shit. What to update. I'ma check last journal to see what I can babble about here to procrastinate on my drawing and shit more than I already am.
Okay. Have yet to finish anything I intend to put up here. As you can probably tell, since it's not up here. And I'm not saying anything like "LOL I IS TOO LAZY TO TAKE TEH PIXORS." Never, ever let me talk like that here again.
Oh. When I met with my friends ~Got-My-Wings, ~Magic-Dragon-Paul, ~GMSuerte, and ~pirate-kittie, I fell into a stream. I actually need to draw something relating to that too, I just remembered.
I suppose I'll tell that story.
So, we met at a park by my old Middle School. I love that park. There's also this creek/stream/whatever thing that runs...behind it? Somewhere near the damned place. Pretty bridge over it. Actual trees and water wildlife. It's very dry and dead here, especially this time of year, so it's nice to see living things again.
Well, we were poking around. I showed off some places to the few who hadn't been around there, along with ~GMSuerte who'd gone there with ~Kaosbarn and I once before. On the way back to the park (we'd crossed the stream via rocks and awesome to get to the explore-place that actually had a not so good feeling to it, I realized while in it) I noted a pipe that crossed over the stream to the opposite bank. It was a good sized pipe (the kind where you put your foot on it and still see a couple inches of pipe on either side of your foot) and in my infinite wisdom, I decided it would be great to cross it.
About halfway over, I noticed the my left foot slipped. Luckily, I had just enough balance to make this a slow slip. I then realized my right foot was going to soon follow, just as my left leg's knee was about even with the pipe. In that very quick thinking one has in a time of sudden fail, I decided "Okay, if I get my right leg to fall on the right side, I can just land on my crotch and slide across the pipe." I tried this. I thought I had it, but as my right leg got to about knee level with the pipe, my left side suddenly decided to fall over.
Then I was hanging from the pipe like a sloth, arms and legs wrapped around it, me hanging upside down. At this point, my four friends are all gawking at me. I would be too. I felt like a motherfuckin' ninja, aside from the fact I had no clue what to do next. Well, I looked down. Water was about two feet below me, and maybe two and a half feet deep. No rocks at the bottom, and I could see through it. If I had to pick a place to fall into a stream, that would be it. My jacket's butt as well as my scarf (which I has tied around my waist at the time, because it was trying to choke me) were dipped in the water.
By this time, my four friends were all telling me there was a bank directly behind me, and that I should crawl to it. Thankfully they were all very supportive. At the time, even, I thought it was adorable how nice they were being. Especially since I was declared the leader of the group then, and one always feels even more ridiculous when they're the leader as they fall into a stream.
So I tried to crawl across. I then realized that, despite my awesome move I pulled, my upper body strength is shit, and I wasn't going to get far. I then decided "fuck it," and fell in. The water was very nice, actually. Good temperature. I don't like cold water, but it was rather warm. I was sort of pleased, aside from the wet clothes.
Then I realized that I had my MP3 player, headphones, cell phone, and wallet in my pants pockets. My friends noted later they visibly saw me go from a mild crawling to a vicious scrambling to get onto the bank.
I got up to side walk, proceeded to hand them each something of mine to take care of. Maybe I should have been upset, and I guess I was a little, but they were all being so cute! ~Got-My-Wings squeezed as much water as she could from my jacket, ~Magic-Dragon-Paul tried to dry out my MP3 player by the force of motion, ~GMSuerte dried my wallet and cell phone off on his shirt and held my wallet for me, and I'm pretty sure ~pirate-kittie got the water out of/held my scarf. So I was there awwwing. Silently.
Well, my cell phone is basically invincible. I opened it, and it was on and everything like "LOL WUT?" MP3 wouldn't turn on. I later was told by Dad that I shouldn't try to turn on electronics when they're water saturated, and that I should let them dry. Oh well, I already have a replacement ordered on Amazon. Wallet was fine. I felt a little bad paying for things later though. The money I handed to people was damp and I bet the cashiers were not wanting to know why.
I got a Certificate of Excellence. At Taco Bell I filled it out for "falling into a stream" and had friends sign it. I need to hang it up in my room still.
I think I'm meeting these group of friends (hopefully with ~Kaosbarn there too, this time!) again soon. Wish me luck.
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Lol River says Lol
I thought it was a good event of the day to have someone fall into the crick. When we were walking across it, I remember thinking to myself "I bet I'll fall in.... or at least one of us," and I was right XD Don't worry about looking silly or being embarrassed about it; It was pretty funny XD
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Try super glue.
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Oh, don't forget about the plant you bought! Or...someone bought...with your money.
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"Electrons then pretend they're a waterfall and jump down to a lower energy level which is then harnessed by the thylakoid membrane to produce ATP."
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
I still need to name it.
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
I still need to name it.
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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"Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'" ~Edgar Allen Poe
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"I Was Filming This Dead Bird." "Why?" "Because It's Beautiful." ~American Beauty
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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"Quoth the Raven, 'Nevermore.'" ~Edgar Allen Poe
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"I Was Filming This Dead Bird." "Why?" "Because It's Beautiful." ~American Beauty
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