I'm a senior so I have five classes.
My birthday was also this week. I be seventeen. Whoop. T'was a fun day.
I saw "The Dark Knight" yesterday and it was FUCKING AMAZING.
THE JOKER IS AMAZINGLY HOT. OH MY GOSH.
I actually just had a moment a bit ago so I have his make-up on and stuff. My camera battery is charging now so I can take a picture. If my mom or dad decide to come downstairs, I'm going to jump out at them. I already scared one person.
I'm not nearly as sexy...not even remotely. But it is fun as hell. I recommend it.
So I want Thai food. I had a bit and it was not enough. (Though I thank it's provider. He gives me and best friend nourishments in return for being able to wrestle me into a washing machine. I got bruises!)
I'm not wearing pants. 8D
And I'm writing my thing. I'm not going to say that thing because I decided to leave you all in the dark.
This makeup is making me want to sneeze.
I NEED TO FIND A SQUID SPECIES THAT'S ENDANGERED BECAUSE OF OVERFISHING, DAMN IT!
Devious Comments
Guess who stole your underwear?
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"Electrons then pretend they're a waterfall and jump down to a lower energy level which is then harnessed by the thylakoid membrane to produce ATP."
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
And I rampaded through the boat owners bathroom topless when best friend was in there...but it was after showering off sea water/sand from going in the ocean at three A.M., so it wasn't exactly busy and you needed a key to get in anyway. P:
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
E-E-E-E-EH?!
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
Though I am actually quite shy when it comes to socially unacceptable body parts, which is odd because I don't support society...O.o
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
Yes...I still try not to contradict myself, though. |:
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
S'okay, we all have contradictions from time to time~
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
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I need something new for my sig....
I CAN NOW LEGALLY EAT CHILDREN.
AND YOU'RE LEGALLY A CHILD!
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."