Ow.
b0x0rz-lessWell, I'll have to be all...male. And I have boobs (that are often made fun of because they're "really fucking big.")
I also don't know how to bind breasts.
But I just tried a bit ago!
Well, I figured it'd probably hurt but I didn't care (mistake number one) so I got duct tape. And taped my boobs. And failed.
And took pictures that will not go up on here. XD Maybe on my photobucket for those few that know it. Maybe.
So They weren't unboobed at all. The taped boobs. I was shiny.
Then I giggled and started to take it off.
I will never, ever wax anything in my life. Ever.
Goodness that hurt life a motherfucker. D8 Then I had huge red marks on my boobs and took pictures of those because they were even funnier than the taped pictures were.
When I FINALLY got it all off, there was still sticky residue. Well, I tried rubbing alcohol, which worked for a little but wore off. Then I remembered baby oil gets off sticky things like pitch.
It eventually came off. Now my chest and hands are shiny and smell good. And the keyboard is kind of slippy. Oopsie.
So yeah, that was a stupid moment I just had that I thought I'd share.
NEVER EVER DO WHAT I JUST DID. IT HURTS.
So Catholic school girl boy apparently knows how to bind boobs with ace bandages, it'd just be awkward since I've known him all of, like, three weeks. And he belongs to my best friend so doing anything with my breasts is...unusual. May not have a choice though. I'll see what happens. O.o
Devious Comments
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
...
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HOLY-!!!
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
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HOLY-!!!
It might be bad though. If I find one and we get along well enough to breed, natural selection may not favor them. D8
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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There comes a day when a man looks down at himself, and realizes that his pants are on fire.
...
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HOLY-!!!
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"There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky breasts and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them."
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"Electrons then pretend they're a waterfall and jump down to a lower energy level which is then harnessed by the thylakoid membrane to produce ATP."
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"Electrons then pretend they're a waterfall and jump down to a lower energy level which is then harnessed by the thylakoid membrane to produce ATP."