So I'm going to have a transgender party soonish where a male friend will be dressing as a Catholic schoolgirl (which despite his standing as my best friend's soon to be boyfriend I feel comfortable in saying is pretty damned hot). She's gonna wear a dress. I dunno who else is coming. XD

Well, I'll have to be all...male. And I have boobs (that are often made fun of because they're "really fucking big.")

I also don't know how to bind breasts.

But I just tried a bit ago!

Well, I figured it'd probably hurt but I didn't care (mistake number one) so I got duct tape. And taped my boobs. And failed.

And took pictures that will not go up on here. XD Maybe on my photobucket for those few that know it. Maybe.

So They weren't unboobed at all. The taped boobs. I was shiny.

Then I giggled and started to take it off.

I will never, ever wax anything in my life. Ever.

Goodness that hurt life a motherfucker. D8 Then I had huge red marks on my boobs and took pictures of those because they were even funnier than the taped pictures were.

When I FINALLY got it all off, there was still sticky residue. Well, I tried rubbing alcohol, which worked for a little but wore off. Then I remembered baby oil gets off sticky things like pitch.

It eventually came off. Now my chest and hands are shiny and smell good. And the keyboard is kind of slippy. Oopsie.

So yeah, that was a stupid moment I just had that I thought I'd share.

NEVER EVER DO WHAT I JUST DID. IT HURTS.

So Catholic school girl boy apparently knows how to bind boobs with ace bandages, it'd just be awkward since I've known him all of, like, three weeks. And he belongs to my best friend so doing anything with my breasts is...unusual. May not have a choice though. I'll see what happens. O.o